Owner. Creator. Purveyor.

With a background in the world of antiques, I created this world for all to enjoy and feel comfortable within the shop walls. Welcome home, Darkling.

Please also check out the extended family: THEDESTRUCTPRINCIPLE.


Hi! I’m Josh; skeleton salesman extraordinaire! My job here at The Dark Parlour is to help you with anything and everything you might need once you step foot into our lovely shop. It’s been that way ever since we opened our doors.

In my spare time you can catch me trying to be an aspiring rapper. I go by the name Vampires4hire and you can check me out anywhere you listen to music! I’ve always been into the spookier side of things and I’d be happy to share some of my haunted knowledge with anyone willing to listen. Please don’t hesitate to approach me with any questions. If you’re curious about anything in our shop, chances are I’ve got a story to tell.


I’m just a big kid from a small town. I’ve always tried to see the light in the dark. The world is an oyster, and we all are it’s pearls.

I love working at the shop with my friends, and making new ones with the Darklings. My favorite item in the shop would have to be Hank. I am a big fan of BMX Biking, and also building computers, if you ever need tech help give me a shout! 🙂

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